My goal in life is to win the lottery. "Working" is just something I do to pay the bills until I retire to Easy Street, USA.
Don't get me wrong, I actually enjoy my current job (most of the time) so my life is not a complete waste at this point. But if I were to win a jackpot, my first and only thought would be "Hmmmmm, should I give a two week notice or not?" 
Someone has to win. It might as well be me. That's my attitude (and I think a pretty good one!). They say you have a better chance of getting struck by lightning, so I moved to the "Lightning Strike Capital of North America"... and perhaps that has improved my chances of winning!!!!
Guess I'll go to work tomorrow. Who know what kind of weirdness awaits me. I think I may be having a "surprise" visit from my boss this week. Lucky me. (Wrong kind of luck.) 
So for all of you who plan to come see me tomorrow and expect something for nothing, I salute you. And wish you luck. Homey here is not playing your game... my sights are set on winners, not losers. Please bring some form of payment for the merchandise you plan to purchase. Thank you.
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